Simple PleasuresCottages
A pleasant retreat from the pressures of life
A concept located on the Southern Highroads trail. FUN Starts here!
We are a Unique destination rental for your vacation, get away or event:
Get more than you have ever received in any vacation rental or B&B. We rival and in
many cases surpass the area resorts in service and amenities through our exclusive:
Special Touches tm program and partnership with our Mountain Memory Partners
to give you more experiences and more Value for your dollar including more of
what you come to the mountains for like FREE Stuff such as FREE jpg pictures
of all that you do with us to help make your Mountain Memory...
We make Memories.. Let us make one for you...
Don't settle: The Cottage Concept is better.
Our Cottages are not suites or a room in some ones house with pets, children and
routines to follow or vacant buildings to take away your precious vacation/get away time.
We warmly welcome you at the door with Home baked goodies and it just gets better.
Our Concept: Give you a Cottage within an environment that allows for your wants and
desires. Breakfast at noon ? ok. Dinner reservations, Theater Tickets, Limousine, ok.
Leave us alone, we want privacy. ok. We want to socialize or make some popcorn and kick
back. ok. How about adventure. ok. How about nature. ok. etc. etc. The point is we do our
best to accommodate your requests. We want you to enjoy yourselves and get the most
of what you come to the Mountains for. Now every Sunday you can enjoy a full
English or Irish Breakfast with our compliments. This program starts July 10th. 2011.
Our goal: Give you the best of all worlds. Key words:Comfort, FUN, Romance,Relaxation
Private, Affordable with lots to do and FREE stuff too.
Location: On the Appalachian Highway close to the trail hiking entry point as well as on
the Southern High Roads Trail for your driving exploration and enjoyment.
We are close to the beach, Golf, (as in across the Street and 5 more), Boating, Good
Restaurants, Jet skis, Great walking, Hiking, Dam Walks, Fishing, Biking,Canoing, Country
music, Blue Grass, The Ga. Mountain Fair Grounds etc The best part is most of it is
FREE.
How about Water Falls, Streams, Meadows, Joyce Kilmer Forest, The Dragon Tail, or a
peaceful garden or two. Winery tours, Day trips to the great Smoky Mountains, Eclectic
villages such as Helen, The Biltmore House, the Grove Park Inn, Glass Creations before
your eyes, the world famous John C. Campbell folk school and the hidden beauty of the
mountains that tourists don't see. Take time to read a book by a stream, enjoy a wonderful
picnic lunch and best of all time together or alone to do what you like to do.
Let your imagination be your guide: Nourish your soul as well as your body with
Fresh Air, Excellent Water, Good Food, Beautiful Vistas, and genuine relaxation as you do
more of why you came to the mountains. Wild Flowers, Gentle Wines, Luscious Desserts,
Soft Breezes, Refreshing Rains and the luxury of SPECIAL TOUCHES TM CLICK HERE.
CONVENIENCE: We are convenient to everything from Medical care, Shopping and
entertainment without ever leaving a paved road or driving up and down mountains on
unpaved roads into the wilderness with steep grades that wind around the mountains
from your lodging in the rain, fog or dead of night.
WHY US ? We are particularly suited for a variety of guests through our willingness to
do more through our exclusive Guest welcome and Protection Programs.
Guest Welcome Program Guest Protection Program
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Your Cottage affords you privacy and choice. You can be part of the family or change your
mind daily. You have a private separate entrance, wrap around deck, and paved parking. It
is cozy, clean and comfortable with ambient lighting, fire place, ceiling fans and
individually controlled air conditioning. The kitchen is full sized and depending on your
needs you can rent it as a one couple or two couple facility at a great rate.
We also have Gourmet Food Service by Chef on Call, The best restaurants in this area,
and Gourmet and Entertainment kits are available if you insist on Cooking. BONUS: Rent
an Entertainment kit for your 3 or more day stay and get FREE Table Scape and
decorating assistance for your party or a special event or an evening for the two of you.
Rent both and get a surprise you will both enjoy. No kit charge (1) for weekly guests.
THE COTTAGE ADVANTAGE: Our form of lodging starts with Saving Money and
Privacy. Your privacy. We give you your own Cottage in the mountains without all the fuss
and cost of time shares, rentals and ownership. NO taxes, Fees, or Upkeep as trash,water
and sewage and utilities are included:
The grass is mowed, The yard is trimmed and best of all it feels and looks like a home,
your home in a community of homes with real neighbors.
You can also rent this home as a yearly renewable vacation rental with or without
services for a term of time to suit your needs as a Cottage partner at a discount which
allows you to become part of the community as if you owned your own mountain home.
Your FREE planner has more details if you are interested in this worry free money
saving plan to have your own familiar place in the mountains. Call 828 389 (CALL )2255
No obligation information and no lease obligation Rent by the week, or month
Amenities:
JUST FOR YOU: It's so nice to know that your blankets have been washed and your
comforter has been washed and that you have clean scented sheets, clean blankets, a
clean comforter and NEW pillows to give you peace of mind so that your stay is more
enjoyable. Take the pillows home when you leave as our gift to you.
Nightly turn downs include: Our own home grown herbs are used to scent your bed
lavender for sleep or rosemary for energy are used for bed scenting and a special nightly
treat for you to enjoy as part of our Special Touches tm program.
Morning Wake Ups include: Our exclusive guest pamper program arranges the
pampering of your choice from morning wake ups with a warm scented cloth, newspaper
and a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice before you enjoy a breakfast by limousine or
by Chef on Call and much more. Review our Special Touches tm program:
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FOOD: if requested by you Chef on Call will provide daily gourmet breakfasts such as
soufflés, Stuffed French Toast, Fritatas, quiches, remarkable pancakes, Belgian Waffles,
Eggs, Omelets with a variety of fillings, Real Grits and a variety of breakfast meats and
fruits for your enjoyment. Other meals are available at your request. Including a
Breakfast steak or better yet, How about a full English or Irish Breakfast.
For lighter tastes: A cereal of the day or flavored yogurt, toast or biscuits with honey
or with European sweet butter, home made jams and Gevalia Coffee tm or a specialty tea or
breakfast tea from our tea chest, fresh fruit or a tropical fruit cup and more each morning
at a time you select as there are no preset breakfast hours for Special Touches tm
guests. You are here to relax as well as enjoy the mountain offerings you have selected.
Other program offerings Include: Our concierge services to take the drudgery
out of your time with us by catering to your needs with available Cottage stocking,
Cottage freshening and reservations for dinner, theater, etc. and more.
We also offer: A library filled with books, vintage magazines and video/audio tapes from
6:00 PM to 9:00PM daily for SPECIAL TOUCHESTM GUESTS.
There is a limousine and a luxury car available and if you are adventurous we will
transport you by pickup truck to white water, good enough for the Olympics in 2006 and
rapids for beginners to expert. Hike the Appalachian Trail, or a mountain. Have lunch at the
highest point in Georgia or a zip line through the canopy or over the water and more with
assistance from our Concierge service as part of our Special Touches tm program.
We know from experience where to go and what to do when you get there in Four states.
We know the best restaurants, golf courses, fishin and swimmin holes and more. We can
also arrange self guided tours for you to take on your own.
If you really want to cook your kitchen is equipped: so that you have all the essentials
to prepare your meal including a full compliment of flatware, dishes, glasses and table
linen. There are full size appliances and a bean grinding coffee pot and microwave.
Pleasant, comfortable and cozy with a fire place to come back to after a brisk morning
walk to view the leaves or other available amenity such as a sunrise cruise aboard the
Fun Cruiser by day with breakfast and the beauty of the lake or a Romantic Cruise at
sunset. Magical Mountain Motor Trips are available to see the best the mountains have to
offer. From Waterfalls to breath taking leaf sites and more and all at our Mountain Memory
Dollar program prices exclusively for our guests. In many cases your savings pay for your
lodging when you are in our Mountain Memory Discount Program.
Bonus:
The Captain's Quarters are open for our weekly guests where you can visit with other
adults in the evenings or with your hosts. Enjoy a variety of complimentary specialties
nightly. Games, Puzzles, Music,TV and more at no extra charge.
Enjoy as much pampering as you want or as much privacy as you want and enjoy the
freedom that comes from having your own home in the mountains without the burden and
cost of ownership, leases or long term rentals.
Come, Have fun, Relax and walk away refreshed.
Our FREE Planner can tell you about our Special Touches program tm and our services
and our Mountain Memory Partner Services and how your savings on services could more
than offset the cost of your lodging to save you money and give you a variety of mountain
experiences and memories.
From Simple Pleasure to Elegant Occasions and beyond we can meet your needs. Please
take the time to browse the rest of our website then think about what we can do to please
you with a package of your own or one of ours.
We make memories.... Let us make one for you.
*Optional service at additional cost
Find out what other guests who have used our services have said about us
by clicking on: Our Guest Comments
Think Key words: Comfort, Fun, Romantic, Relaxing, Private, Affordable with lots to do
and FREE stuff too then book with us. 828 389 (call) 2255
PROMOTIONAL SALE
Book and use through June 30th. through Agust 30th. 2011
You must ask for this site check price at check in.
*$99.95 a night 2 night minimum for lodging for up to 2 guests Monday thru
Thursday. *Add $20.00 per night for weekend Friday thru Sunday. Sale is not offered for use on Holidays with
less than a 3 day stay. Other services and amenities available at discount prices to all Cottage guests. Add 2
more guests for $50.00 per night for each guest.( 2 Max) Includes Continental breakfast daily by Chef on Call.
Stay a week (Up to 6 nights) FOR ONLY $695.00 and get a FREE CHEF ON
CALL Continental breakfast daily or your seventh night FREE.
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All that's missing is you...
LOVE PACKAGES:
A Time to Love: $449.95
Perfect for Proposals, Vow Renewals and love.
Includes: Up to 2 nights lodging in your own Cottage for two
guests. 2 Chef On Call breakfasts, Use of 2 bicycles, One self
guided walking tour with a walking snack and your choice of:
One of the following:
1. A special Sunset Cruise for two on the Lake Cruiser the Lake Chatuge
Love Boat to see the sunset.
Includes: Flowers, Soft Jazz Music, Complimentary bottle of wine,
Candle light a Steak and Bake on the Lake dinner or dessert, Memory card and Jpg
pictures and thecruise aboard the Lake Cruiser.
2. I love you Dinner with your choice of one Entr'ee for two prepared
and served in your Cottage by Chef On Call.
Includes: Flowers, romantic music, Complimentary bottle of wine, Dessert
Memory card and Jpg pictures
Dinner Choice:
Select one Entr'ee for two.
1. Beef Bourguignon
2. Salmon poached in White wine
3. Pasta with meat sauce
4.Seafood melage
5. Fillet Mignon (available at market price)
6. Whole Lobster (available at market price)
All Entr'ee dishes come with
salad or soup, Chef's vegetable choice,
artisan bread or rolls, European butter,
Dessert, coffee, Complimentary
wine.
Gold Service add $25.00 for deluxe
table scape and setting.
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THE SLEEPER
CHOOSE YOUR OWN PRICE
Last minute vacancy filling at bargain prices
A chance to bid on a vacant spot. SAVE up to 1/3 off the regular price
My Mountain Hideaway: $800.00 Up to 6 nights, 7th. night FREE
This vacation package is for one or two guests looking to have their own private
home in the Mountains with or without Special Touches tm
our exclusive pampering program for our guests.
A Sensible way to vacation in your own Cottage. Not a room or a suite but a 4
season home available to you as a no worries rental even for holidays.
We can provide a Turn Key Vacation that only requires you to show up and enjoy
your self.
Your Cottage is waiting for you on your arrival and if you requested our optional
stocking or other services it will be done before your arrival.
A true Destination lodging for vacations, getaways, special occasions, Holidays,
Bicycles, Canoe, Captain's Quarters and a Private gift shop for weekly guests and
more.
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A GIFT OF LOVE: $595.00 ( A great wedding gift. Perfect for the newly weds or
de stressing for the about to be wed.)
Includes: 3 Nights lodging in your own private cottage for two.
3 Chef on Call breakfasts, use of 2 bicycles, One use of
Canoe for Two, or One self guided walking tour with walking
snacks and your choice of one of the following:
1. One Magical Mountain Motor Tour # 1:
Includes: Trip To Helen Ga. A quaint Bavarian mountain village replica
for an afternoon or evening of mountain fun.
Up to 4 hours of fun things to do from the water park to
tubing,dancing, sight seeing, shopping, and good food.
A Bavarian lunch at an excellent restaurant specializing in
German food is included in this choice at no *additional
cost. JPG Photos included.. *Some restrictions apply
2. One Magical Mountain Motor Tour # 2:
Includes: Deluxe Waterfall tour with or without hiking for a day of
mountain exploration up to 6 hours including a gourmet lunch
on the rocks and shopping in an eclectic village and if time
permits, a walk to a special place. JPG Photos included
3. A Private Moonlight Cruise for one or two on The Lake Cruiser,The Lake
Love Boat.
Includes: Flowers, soft jazz music, a complimentary bottle of sparkling
or still wine, Triple Chocolata by candle light for dessert, a Memory card
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MOUNTAIN FUN PACKAGES
A Time to Play: $595.00
Up to 3 nights in paradise.
Look Ma, No Hands
This package is for the numb at heart who want fun without thinking about it
with a little elegance thrown in or for those friends catching up on life or
getting away from it all.
Lets have fun.... Tomorrow after breakfast by Chef on Call Lets go to Helen for a
taste of Bavaria then off to the highest mountain in Georgia then on to the boat
house for Huge fish sandwiches or a resort for a libation then home to kick off
your shoes and relax for awhile.
Later, lets do Sunset on a beautiful Lake surrounded by Mountains with empty
islands and a chilled poached salmon salad or stacked roast beef sandwiches for 2
aboard the Lake Cruiser. View the mountains, enjoy a candle light dessert then
back to your cottage to relax in the hot tub or sit on the deck and watch the stars
with a glass of complimentary sherry or port before bedtime. Yes, we'll take JPG
pictures too.
Ask your FREE planner about the I love you dinner for a special memory in the
Azalea room.
Hey, there is a plan B!
After breakfast by Chef On Call lets look at waterfalls or soak in cold mountain
water at the base of a waterfall or go for a raft ride or a nice walk or hike or shoot
some pool or throw a few darts or go junctiquing before going home for a delicious
chef salad for lunch a cold glass of complimentary wine and some chill time at your
private cottage...Your 4 season home in the Mountains.
Later lets chill out on your deck for some wine and imported cheeses before dinner
by limousine at a really cool place with a special dessert at your place before
bedtime. Stay all 3 nights and do it all ! with memory pictures too.
When you leave us after breakfast on checkout day we even have a memory card
for you and just maybe a little surprise.
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The Retreat: $495.00 2 nights lodging for Up to 4 adult Christian guests
A Religious experience for some, a tranquil setting for others but no matter what
you seek you will be touched by the religious beauty of the prayer site and the
prayer offering on the lake at Sun Set.
Many people have said that a day spent this way was nourishment for their soul.
as well as a tear in their eye and a calmness to remember .We hope so. It is for us.
We also nourish the body with 2 breakfasts, a delightful picnic lunch and a
delicious steak dinner coupled with a pleasant evening of fellow ship.
Just Passing Thru: $195.00 1 night up to 4 adult guests
A pleasant place to rest a weary head, an evening treat and a gourmet breakfast to
get you ready for the road ahead. We also will help you plan your trip to your next
stop and if you like order an affordable gourmet lunch to take with you by our
Mountain Partner, Chef on Call.
ABOUT US CRUISES LAKE/LAND FUN LODGING
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BOOKING
Book your fun vacation or getaway with us now by calling: 828 389 CALL
(2255) or call to talk to our FREE planner. You'll be glad you did.
We have our own Lodging facilities, Motor tours, Lake cruises, Limousine and
offer Fun in Helen Georgia, the Mountains and waterfalls of North Carolina, South
Carolina,Georgia and the great Smokies of Tennessee and much more.
This time: Vacation or getaway without regimentation, have your own Cottage,
be close to everything, but not too close, with mountain views and a block to the
lake.
Be left alone or be pampered with our Special Touches tm program... Call us.
And so will you When you stay with me