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Romantic Lake Cruises
ABOUT US CRUISES LAKE/LAND FUN LODGING
Weddings Vow Renewals,
Elopements & more From
$99.00 Many beautiful
indoor and outdoor venues
FREE Limo most packages.
Have the Wedding of
your dreams in a variety
of venues in four states.
Creative, Free gown use.
Looking for something special try our Romantic steak and Bake on the Lake or our exclusive dinner for two at sunset with
gentle waters, soft lighting, music, roses and a memory card. Imagine just the two of you on your own private cruise. Get the
best view of the lake from the lake and a FREE picture to remember it all. Other Cruises available including Water Wedding
services, Fun on the Water cruises, Cheese cruises with a complimentary glass of wine and more. Cruise prices start at
$79.95 per couple. Each cruise is private for one or two guests.
We offer a European Cottage Concept with some subtle and value packed enjoyable differences designed
to change the way you think about vacations and get aways.
We offer more services than any Inn or B&B in our area to include a FREE breakfast,
bicycles, canoes, our own Limousine, Meals and access to our guest gift shop and the Captains Quarter
for evening relaxation with games, puzzles, music selections, videos, TV, a library and more. A
professional programmable massage chair has been installed for your enjoyment this season. We also
have a private Hot tub room and pamper tubs in most cottages and access to all of our activity packages
with special guest pricing.
We also provide you with a new FREE pillow upon your arrival so you know who has been sleeping on
your pillow. Take it home when you leave with our compliments.
We also have a continuous maintenance and spray program for your comfort and all bedding is washed
and sanitized including blankets and spreads for your peace of mind when you stay with us. Our Hot tub
is black lighted daily for your health and safety.
Our goal is that you relax in a comfortable safe environment so that you consider us your home away
from home when you wish to take a vacation or getaway.
Our FREE breakfast program is superior, coursed and relaxed. We also have available Real European
Continental and other breakfasts. All breakfasts are by
Chef on Call at your request allowing you the flexibility to enjoy the B&B experience or to try the local
cuisine or breakfast by Limousine.
Our rentals are full homes with all the amenities you would expect such as air conditioning, ceiling fans,
a full kitchen with standard size appliances and stocked with the essentials to make meals. Each home is
cozy, pleasant and has a private entrance, private deck with furniture is fully furnished with adequate
parking and requires no maintenance as all lawn work, trash collection and utilities are provided.
WiFi enabled, Lounge TV, VCR/DVD players and a large selection of FREE movies
We also have available gourmet and entertainment packages for your special needs, parties or
meals with friends as well as catering services all attractively priced for our guests only.
Enjoy a FREE 1 hour deluxe day cruise on our Lake Cruiser Rendezvous for guests staying one
week or more or a 1 hour cruise for guests staying 3 nights or more
Please speak to a planning associate to find out about our lodging packages and other FREE amenities
and discounts for lodging guests by calling: 828 389 CALL (2255)
Simple Pleasures Lodging
Our Honey Moon cottage is unique with privacy, a pamper tub, a heated Craftmatic king size
bed with vibration and position controls, mirrors, a private garden entry and our private
Mardi Gras Hot tub room outside your front door.
Each Honeymoon couple receives our exclusive Honey Moon package basket instead of the
welcome basket to make your first night really special.
For those who wish to enjoy all the comforts of home. We can provide stocking services and
more at reasonable prices so that you can enjoy your cottage without being tied to it. You are
here to enjoy yourselves and have FUN, excitement, relaxation, Love and more.
You can, if you choose do nothing but FUN things. That is part of the Cottage experience.
At Simple Pleasures we offer our guests a European Cottage experience complete with all
the services you would expect from a fine destination Inn, B&B or Hotel without the
problems associated in these facilities such as pets, smoking, crowding and space to call
We are an American owned non smoking non pet facility catering to no more than six adult
couples. Our Activities and amenities are not suited for children.
We do offer a vacation rental for Families that is suitable for children and activity
suggestions for family FUN. We also offer a very friendly family weekly or monthly rate.
All of our cottages provide a full sized lodging with a private entrance, deck with deck
furniture, comfortable furnishings, a fire place air conditioning, ceiling fans, one or
more bedrooms living, room, dining area, full kitchen with full sized appliances and fully
stocked for meal preparation. We also have available both gourmet and entertainment kits at
reasonable prices through your Personal Chef.
Cottage provision stocking and other services are available through Simple Pleasures to give
you a full turn key experience.
If you have never had an opportunity to try the Cottage experience please consider us for
your next getaway, vacation, special occasion or summer lodging. The Cottage concept is
unique and worth trying and gives you the option of a Vacation rental without service or a
full range of services or you may pick and choose those services that have appeal to you and
your tastes in vacation rental lodging.
Our lodging is comfortable and includes an array of good things such as a Welcome basket,
FREE New Bed Pillows that you can take home when you leave and other common sense
sanitary and pleasant things to enhance your stay and give you peace of mind in todays
All Full service lodging comes with an included breakfast prepared by your own personal
Chef on Call as part of your package price. Your Chef is available and can prepare Meals,
snacks, picnic baskets, cater your parties or gatherings and more in your lodging at great
prices because you are our guest.
OUR EXCLUSIVE: Morning Sunshine program is guaranteed to bring a smile to
your face each morning with our rich and famous wake up that you deserve with a gentle
wake up at a time selected by you. We do not mandate meals between x & Y. We want you
to relax and enjoy your time with us.
Breakfast is served when you want it served and our morning wake up gift to you includes, a
Warm freshening towel, a glass of juice and the local paper at your bedside, your dining table
or your deck as your prefer. Then at the time you select a delicious candle light breakfast will
be prepared and served to you with a fresh flower from our garden and soft music to set the
mood for the type of day you have selected from our activities list or to enjoy being on your
We also offer guided day trips or self guided trips for all levels of fitness as part of your
lodging package or at reasonable prices for our guests. Our day trips are available in 4
states and we can still have you back at your cottage in time for some night life or our New
Orleans private Mardi Gras room Hot tub before bed time.
Imagine a vacation that lets you experience the Mountains of North Georgia, The Waterfalls
of North Carolina, The adventures that are called Tennessee with the smoky mountains and
more or the pleasures of South Carolina.... 4 times the experience and its available
exclusively from Simple Pleasures. We know where to go and where not to go to get
maximum value and FUN for your time spent with us.
Want to stay closer to your vacation home ? We provide FREE use of Bicycles and a wide
bodied Old Town Canoe that is both comfortable, easy to use and pretty to look at. We offer
a Canoe for Two package that is unheard of in this area and worth finding out about when
you speak to a FREE planning associate. We also can take you and your bikes or canoe to
and from the best places to use them in this area if you wish. This means no work on your
part just FUN and its a FREE service for you to enjoy.
We also offer a day cruise or you can enjoy a lunch or wine and cheese cruise or the sun set
dinner cruise for the ultimate in a really nice day.
We are also close to the Appalachian trail and other local trails for walking or hiking. Your
Chef can prepare a trail pack or picnic lunch for you to enjoy on the trail or at the side of a
rushing stream or gentle waterfall.
If you are more inclined to relax with a good book, or puzzle you can select one from our
Captains Quarter and sit in the garden or face the mountains and there is always the Lake to
enjoy, swim in, float on or cruise on. Our guests staying with us Four nights or more may
have one day cruise for FREE. Guests staying in studio lodging Four nights or more
may enjoy a day cruise at a 50% discount.
We also have our own Classic limousine for our I love you and other fine dinners at
the best restaurants in the area. Our dinner packages include Flowers, FREE pictures and
We also offer romantic casual Sunset dinners on the lake for just the two of you or
comfortable lake side dining by boat in pleasant outdoor surroundings.
Our list of Available Activities is extensive and activities are available for all levels of
fitness and interest. Our List includes:
Romantic Lake Cruises
828 389 2255
Thank you for your interest in our site and the many offerings that we have
to make your Vacation or Getaway a Magical Mountain Memory.
We are currently closed for the season and will remain closed until April 2nd. 2015.
We wish to thank all of our guests for a great year and we are looking forward to an even
better one next year.
During our closure we will be creating a new website with new pictures.
Revamping our services and packages. We will also be updating sites and adding new sites
and partners to our services
We regret any inconvenience this may cause you now but I believe you will find the new site to be
even more user friendly and full of new fun things to do at affordable prices.
We will be taking bookings starting in January on the second for all of our services starting April 2nd.
2015 All bookings made during the months of January and February will be eligible for discounts and
upgrades at no additional cost.
We will be offering limited services during this time. Please call 828 389 2255 for more information.
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